A man wakes up one morning to a terrible sound outside his bedroom window.

A man wakes up one morning to a terrible sound outside his bedroom window.

He walks over, pulls back the drapes, and sure enough, there's a giant silverback gorilla in his oak tree making all kinds of noise and shaking the branches. The man quickly reaches for the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service. He gets a guy on the phone and explains the situation. The service guy says he'll be there in fifteen minutes. When he shows up, he gets out of his van, looks up into the tree, and confirms the gorilla's presence. He goes back to the van and pulls out a long pole, a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a chihuahua. He gives the handcuffs and the shotgun to the homeowner and says "Alright, here's how this is going to work...you stand here with the chihuahua...he's a highly trained dog. I'm going to climb up the tree with my pole and knock the gorilla off that branch. When he hits the ground, that chihuahua is going to run over to that gorilla and attack his nuts. When he does, the gorilla is going to try and protect himself with his hands, so I want you to walk over and put the handcuffs around his wrists and I'll climb down and put him in the van." The man looks incredibly confused, and asks "Well, what in the hell is the shotgun for?" The service man replies "If I fall out of that tree, you shoot that damn chihuahua."