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Food & Drink · 2026-11-13

So a guy walked into a crowded bar waving a pistol...

So a guy walked into a crowded bar waving a pistol...

He started yelling, "I have a 45-caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber, and I want to know who's sleeping with my wife!?!"

A voice from the back of the room called out, "You'll need more ammo!"

Source: Reddit.

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