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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-09

A father and his 3 daughters.

A father and his 3 daughters.

A father is sitting in his den when his 3 daughters approach him. The first says "daddy, why am I named Rose?"

The father replies "well when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a rose petal fell on your head. So we called you Rose."

The next daughter asked "daddy, why am I named Daisy?"

Again the father replies "well sweetheart, when your mommy and I took you from the hospital, a daisy petal fell on your head. So we called you Daisy."

The third daughter approaches and says "gnahhh paaa".

The father replies "hush now, cinder block."

Source: Reddit.

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