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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-05

A french, an english and a german general are talking about submarine technology

A french, an english and a german general are talking about submarine technology

The French general tells them their submarines can stay underwater for three days.

The British says theirs can stay submerged for 180 days

Suddenly a submarine comes up. A man comes out and shouts: "SIEG HEIL. Wir brauchen Sprit!"

Source: Reddit.

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