You sure?

You sure?

A man in California find a genie lamp on the beach , and after rubbing it a genie pops out. " You get one free wish." The genie told him.

"I thought it was three wishes?" The man asked.

"No, that has been a lie for thousands of years, it's just one, so make it count!"

After thinking it over the man says "Ok, I've never been to Hawaii. But I don't like riding on boats and I don't like riding on planes. I'd like you build me a bridge from here to Hawaii."

The genie seemed hesitant. "I don't know, that seems like it would be very difficult. Is there *anything* else you'd like, anything at all?"

The man thought for a minute, then said, "Well I've always wanted to understand women better. I'd like to know all about the workings of a woman's mind and be able to understand it all."

The genie pondered over the wish.

"Ok so one or two lanes for that bridge?"