A father and his son are having a phone conversation...

A father and his son are having a phone conversation...

Son: Hello?

Father: What is it? I'm out on the highway right now.

Son: Be careful Dad, it's dangerous out there.

Father: What do you mean, "dangerous"? I've been driving down this highway for 25 years now.

Son: Well, I just heard on the news about some crazy lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road, against the traffic. So please, be careful.

Father: "Some" crazy lunatic? Those bozos are coming by the hundreds!