Animal Jokes · 2026-11-04
A father shoots a turkey for Thanksgiving...
A father shoots a turkey for Thanksgiving...
And brings it home for his wife and three sons. The wife does her best to clean the bird, but is afraid she may have missed some of the bird shot. She tells her kids to chew carefully, just in case.
The next day the youngest son, age 5, races up to his mother, "Mommy I went to the bathroom and peed a BB!" She assured him that all was fine and it was probably just from the turkey.
A little while later the middle son, age 10, tells his mother he also peed out a BB. She again assured him that it was probably just from the turkey.
Soon after that the oldest son, age 15, storages his mother with a concerned expression. She says, "Let me guess, you went to the bathroom and peed a BB?"
"No," he says, "I just jerked off and shot the dog!"
And brings it home for his wife and three sons. The wife does her best to clean the bird, but is afraid she may have missed some of the bird shot. She tells her kids to chew carefully, just in case.
The next day the youngest son, age 5, races up to his mother, "Mommy I went to the bathroom and peed a BB!" She assured him that all was fine and it was probably just from the turkey.
A little while later the middle son, age 10, tells his mother he also peed out a BB. She again assured him that it was probably just from the turkey.
Soon after that the oldest son, age 15, storages his mother with a concerned expression. She says, "Let me guess, you went to the bathroom and peed a BB?"
"No," he says, "I just jerked off and shot the dog!"
Source: Reddit.