[Long][NSFW]So this man's walking around being real smooth with the ladies.

[Long][NSFW]So this man's walking around being real smooth with the ladies.

He walks behind one woman and says "I'll tickle your ass with a feather."

The woman responds "Excuse me?"

The man quickly replies "I said it's particularly nice weather."

He walks up behind another woman: "I'll tickle your ass with a feather."

She exclaims "What?"

He says "I said it's particularly nice weather."

This drunk comes up to the man and says "I been watchin' you. Lemme try that."

The smooth talker replies "No way, you'll mess it up."

The drunk says "I will not!"

The smooth talker replies "Well alright man, this is how you do it."

He walks up behind a woman and says "I'll tickle your ass with a feather."

The woman responds "You WHAT?"

The man quickly says "I said it's particularly nice weather.

The drunk says "I know I know!" and walks up behind a woman.

The drunk loudly says "Hey, you wanna fuck?"

The woman cries out "What the hell did you just say to me?"

The drunk replies "I said do you think it's gonna rain?"