Since school is starting back up...

Since school is starting back up...

I wanted to give some people some tips for going back to school.

1. When you see a girl in the hall that you are interested in, motion for her to come to you with one finger. When she asks what you want, say 'I wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger'

2. When you see a guy in the hall you don't like, motion for him to come to you with one finger in the same way. When he asks what you want, just say 'I wanted to see how far I could pull shit without a string'