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Law & Courtroom · 2026-11-06

A cop pulls over a woman

A cop pulls over a woman

The officer comes to the window of the car and asks the woman "Mam, do you have any weapons in the car?"

The woman replies "Well, I have a 12 gauge in the trunk, a smith and wesen in the glove compartment, a colt on my side, and a derenger strapped to my boot."

The officer says "My god woman, what are you afraid of?"

She says "Absolutely nothing."

Source: Reddit.

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