Two bros are talking after an awesome party...

Two bros are talking after an awesome party...

Bro 1: "Bro, you won't believe how crazy my night was!"

Bro 2: "Bro, it can't be crazier than mine."

Bro 1: "I got totally shit-faced and stumbled into one of the bedrooms to pass out on the bed. When I got there, this chick was already there, completely blacked out."

Bro 2: "Bro, that is NOT cool!!"

Bro 1: "No, you got it wrong, bro. I was the perfect gentleman!"

Bro 2: "You were right, bro, I don't believe you."

Bro 1: "Seriously, bro. I tucked her in, turned the lights out, and closed the door. Then I made sure no one else bothered her."

Bro 2: "I totally don't believe you, bro!"

Bro 1: "Why the fuck not, bro?"

Bro 2: "Well, right before that, I got totally shit-faced and stumbled into one of the bedrooms to pass out on the bed..."