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Sports & Games · 2026-11-04

Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning...

Two brothers wake up on Christmas morning...

They rush downstairs to see what they got from Santa. The younger one asked for a bicycle and sure enough, he got a bicycle. The older brother asked for an XBox, but it was nowhere to be found. Instead he found a baseball bat.

His little brother started taunting him, "Nanananana, I got a bicycle, you didn't get your XBox, nanananana!"

So the older brother calmly puts the bat on his shoulder, turns to his brother, and says "Well, at least I don't have cancer".

Source: Reddit.

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