My wife and son were talking about his nut allergy when we dropped him off at summer camp...

My wife and son were talking about his nut allergy when we dropped him off at summer camp...

Wife: "We talked to your counsellors about your allergies. They said they will bring up the topic during the first cabin meeting."

Son: "Mom! Geeeeez. So embarrassing!"

Wife: "It's no big deal. They are going to make sure the other kids will wash their hands if they eat nuts."

Son: "Mom, you know I'm good with my surroundings. I will just stay away from them."

Wife: "It doesn't hurt if they know. You can't be so quiet about it. You need to be more vocal. Just wait, in a few years you will be on a first date with a possible girlfriend and you'll have to say, 'look, I like you and want to kiss you right now but did you eat nuts today?'"

Me: "wtf"