Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-08
Looking for hubby at The Pearly Gates
Looking for hubby at The Pearly Gates
Mary Smith, a devout lady, passes and is transported toward heaven. She asks St Peter if he can re-unite her with her husband for eternity? Sure, that's what we do here. What is his name?
Smith. First name? John. Mary, we have a lot of those. Do you remember his last words, that's how we file people. Sure, 'if you are ever unfaithful after I die, I will turn over in my grave."
Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!
Mary Smith, a devout lady, passes and is transported toward heaven. She asks St Peter if he can re-unite her with her husband for eternity? Sure, that's what we do here. What is his name?
Smith. First name? John. Mary, we have a lot of those. Do you remember his last words, that's how we file people. Sure, 'if you are ever unfaithful after I die, I will turn over in my grave."
Oh, you mean Pinwheel Smith!
Source: Reddit.