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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-10

A woman delivers baby, the Doctor takes the baby

A woman delivers baby, the Doctor takes the baby

and throws it on the ground, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.

Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYY!!??”.

Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

Source: Reddit.

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