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Food & Drink · 2026-11-14

A rope walks into a bar..

A rope walks into a bar..

A rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says we don't serve ropes here. So the
rope goes outside and tangles himself all up and does his hair all funny, and walks back inside. And the bartender says "Aren't you the rope I just kicked out a moment ago?" And the rope says, " No I'm a frayed knot."

Source: Reddit.

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