Classic Freudian Slip

Classic Freudian Slip

Two guys are chatting over a beer. One of them tells the other,
"Man, I had the most embarrassing thing happen to me a few weeks ago - a classic Freudian slip - I was at at the airport and I swear, the gal the behind the counter had the biggest rack I've seen in a long time, and so, instead of saying to her, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh please', I say, 'Two Pickets to Tittsburgh please"

The other guy laughs and responds, "I had a similar incident the other night! I was out to dinner with my wife, and I meant to say 'Could you please pass the salt', but instead I said, 'You fucking bitch, you ruined my life"