Q: What's a Michigander?

Q: What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read.

Q: What's an Ohioan?

A: A Kentuckian who can count.

Q: What's a Kentuckian?

A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree.

Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments?

A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.