patient goes to the doctor after some blood tests..

patient goes to the doctor after some blood tests..

and the doctor says: "i have your test results back, ive analyzed them and i have some bad news but also some worse news.."


the patient says "umm, okay, whats the bad news?"


doctor: "youve only got a day or two left to live"


patient: "OH FUCK! wait, what news could be worse than that?!?!"


doctor: "i forgot to call you yesterday"