A man was sitting at the beach

A man was sitting at the beach

He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked? The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!".
She said "Well, I think you will soon, the tide is coming in."