A king enrolled his donkey in a race and won...

A king enrolled his donkey in a race and won...

Local paper read: "KING'S ASS WON"..

The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen .

The local news paper then reads: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"

The queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10$.

Next day paper read:"QUEEN SOLD HER ASS FOR 10$"

The next day the king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle.

The next headline was: "THE QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE AND WILD"