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Doctors & Health · 2026-11-11

There was once this Apache Indian

There was once this Apache Indian

There was once this Apache Indian who had 3 squaws - but none of them were able to bear him a child. A medicine man advised him that animal skins were potent - following his advise, the Apache slept with his 3 squaws on different animal skins - a hippo skin, a jaguar skin & a leopard skin.

True to prediction, in due course he had children. The squaw with whom he slept on the jaguar & leopard skins presented him with a fine boy each. The squaw who slept on the hippo skin however had twins!

All this goes on to prove what an old Greek philosopher called Pythagoras had been saying all along: the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other 2 hides.

Source: Reddit.

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