Kids bring gifts to the teacher on the last day of school

Kids bring gifts to the teacher on the last day of school

The florist's son buys a nice bouquet, the confectioner's daughter gets a cake, and the son of the liquor store owner brings a big box, nicely wrapped.

The teacher lifts the box and sees that it's slightly leaking. She humorously tastes a drop and asks:

'Is it wine?'

'Nope,' answers the boy.

She tastes another drop.

'Champagne?'

'Nope.'

'Okay, I give up,' says the teacher. 'What is it?'

'A puppy...'