A couple and another man are stuck on a large, deserted island.

A couple and another man are stuck on a large, deserted island.

It's the husband's turn to scavenge food, but he doesn't want to leave his wife alone with the other man. He pulls the man aside and says: "look, it's my turn to gather food, but I don't want you making a pass at my wife while I'm gone..."

The man laughs. "Believe me, buddy, I wouldn't fuck your wife with a ten foot pole!"

Insulted, but satisfied that at least he had nothing to worry about, he went off to scavenge food. When he later returned, he saw the man screwing his wife.

"Hey! You said you wouldn't fuck her with a ten foot pole!"

The man replied, "yeah that's right."