A couple had been out shopping for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.

A couple had been out shopping for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.

A couple had been out shopping for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared. She was so angry, she rang his mobile and asked, "Where are you?!" In a calm voice, he replied, "Darling, do you remember the jewellery shop we went into 5 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford and I said one day when I had enough money, I would get it for you?" She smiled and her eyes filled with tears, "yes, my love I remember." "Well I'm in the pub next door to that."