Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-03
[Long] Depressive man meets genie.
[Long] Depressive man meets genie.
A depressive man is walking through the park. He's depressed 'cause of the recent divorce he went through. He kicks an old can that's laying in front of him and BANG - there's a Genie who grants him 3 wishes. The sad part is, that for everything he wishes double goes to his ex-wife.
The man starts thinking and goes: "My first wish, is that I own a Ferrari". *Swhooossh, BANG* There's a Ferrari at just in front of his nose and 2 on the front porch of the ex-wife.
"My second wish is that I'd love to have 1 million euro's on my bankaccount". The Genie fulfills that wish as well - and as known, the ex-wife has now 2 million euro's extra at her bankaccount.
"My last wish, should be a good one. Let me think for a minute."
*A while goes by and the man decides his last wish*
"As a last wish, I'd love you to beat me half do death".
A depressive man is walking through the park. He's depressed 'cause of the recent divorce he went through. He kicks an old can that's laying in front of him and BANG - there's a Genie who grants him 3 wishes. The sad part is, that for everything he wishes double goes to his ex-wife.
The man starts thinking and goes: "My first wish, is that I own a Ferrari". *Swhooossh, BANG* There's a Ferrari at just in front of his nose and 2 on the front porch of the ex-wife.
"My second wish is that I'd love to have 1 million euro's on my bankaccount". The Genie fulfills that wish as well - and as known, the ex-wife has now 2 million euro's extra at her bankaccount.
"My last wish, should be a good one. Let me think for a minute."
*A while goes by and the man decides his last wish*
"As a last wish, I'd love you to beat me half do death".
Source: Reddit.