I visited Australia this summer, I saw a a guy fucking a kangaroo and a one legged man jacking off in a bar.....

I visited Australia this summer, I saw a a guy fucking a kangaroo and a one legged man jacking off in a bar.....

I asked the bartender, what's wrong with this place?

He said, "What do you mean what's wrong with this place?"

I said, "On the way over here I saw a guy fucking a kangaroo, and that one legged man is jacking off over there!"

The bartender said, "That man in the corner, poor fella, can't catch a kangaroo!"

(My 96yr old grandfather told me this"