A young Jew wants to get married...

A young Jew wants to get married...

...but he has a major dilemma, so he goes to see a wise rabbi.

'Rabbi! I'd like to get married, but tell me: what should I do? Should I marry a super hot girl who'll cheat on me every other month or an ugly one who I know will only be mine?'

To which the rabbi replies:

'Well, son, you have to decide what's the better option: share a cake with your friends or eat a load of shit alone?'