Sports & Games · 2026-11-04
Jerry and James love playing soccer.
Jerry and James love playing soccer.
In a particularly fierce game, with the score tried 4-4, James passes to Jerry, who scores his third goal. As the ball enters the goal, the team cheers... and Jerry grabs his now-broken leg. His hair begins to whiten and his skin begins to sag. James immediately calls the paramedics. The paramedic looks at Jerry's ID, surveys the field, and says "Ahh... A Geriatric."
In a particularly fierce game, with the score tried 4-4, James passes to Jerry, who scores his third goal. As the ball enters the goal, the team cheers... and Jerry grabs his now-broken leg. His hair begins to whiten and his skin begins to sag. James immediately calls the paramedics. The paramedic looks at Jerry's ID, surveys the field, and says "Ahh... A Geriatric."
Source: Reddit.