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Family & Marriage · 2026-11-05

Eat your mother

Eat your mother

Two cannibals, a father and son, are walking down the street, when they notice a hot girl passing by.

The son says to the father, "Daddy, I'm hungry, let’s eat that girl that just passed by."


The father replies, "I've got a better idea son, let’s take this one home and eat your mother instead!"

Source: Reddit.

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