A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. They glance in and notice the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers...

A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. They glance in and notice the brunette's boyfriend buying flowers...

Brunette: "Aw crap."

Blonde: "What's the matter? Don't you like flowers?"

Brunette: "Sure, I guess. It's just that I don't want to have to spend the weekend with my feet in the air."

Blonde: "What's the problem? Don't you have a vase?"