So, true story, my mom told me she is returning her new mattress...

So, true story, my mom told me she is returning her new mattress...

Her: we're returning the new mattress, your dad and I don't like it.

Me: why?

Her: It's not a good bed. It's just too hard. It hurts to sleep on.

Me: Are you sure it's not just happy to see you?

So yeah, I also learned it's possible to smack someone who is sitting behind you while sitting in the passenger seat. But I thought you guys would find it funny.