Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-11
A Brit, a Frenchman, and an American are shipwrecked at sea...
A Brit, a Frenchman, and an American are shipwrecked at sea...
They wash up on an island where they are captured by a tribe of cannibals. The Chief of the tribe says to the three men,"We are going to sacrifice all of you, eat you, and use your skins for a canoe. We will allow you each to choose how you die." The Brit asks for poison. The Chief hands him a cup and before the man takes the sip he exclaims, "God save the Queen!". He quickly falls to the sand. The Frenchman gets up and asks for a knife. The Frenchman shouts,"Viva la France!" and then he slits his throat. The American jumps up and asks the Chief for a fork. Confused, the Chief grants the man's final wish. The American begins stabbing himself repeatedly all over his body, and blood gushes everywhere, all over the sand. The chief shouts, "What are you doing?!" to which the American replied, "Fuck your canoe!"
They wash up on an island where they are captured by a tribe of cannibals. The Chief of the tribe says to the three men,"We are going to sacrifice all of you, eat you, and use your skins for a canoe. We will allow you each to choose how you die." The Brit asks for poison. The Chief hands him a cup and before the man takes the sip he exclaims, "God save the Queen!". He quickly falls to the sand. The Frenchman gets up and asks for a knife. The Frenchman shouts,"Viva la France!" and then he slits his throat. The American jumps up and asks the Chief for a fork. Confused, the Chief grants the man's final wish. The American begins stabbing himself repeatedly all over his body, and blood gushes everywhere, all over the sand. The chief shouts, "What are you doing?!" to which the American replied, "Fuck your canoe!"
Source: Reddit.