Religion & Clergy · 2026-11-11
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven...
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven...
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven where he is greeted by two other animals. A lion and an elephant harambe asks them "So how did you die?" The lion says "I was killed for the entertainment of a man.". The elephant says "I was killed for my tusks.". The elephant asks Harambe how he died and Harambe says "Two stupid parents left there 2 year old son unwatched so they killed me when he fell in my economy."
Harambe gets to the gates of heaven where he is greeted by two other animals. A lion and an elephant harambe asks them "So how did you die?" The lion says "I was killed for the entertainment of a man.". The elephant says "I was killed for my tusks.". The elephant asks Harambe how he died and Harambe says "Two stupid parents left there 2 year old son unwatched so they killed me when he fell in my economy."
Source: Reddit.