I went into a Chinese takeaway last night

I went into a Chinese takeaway last night

The owner of the shop said, What do you do for a riving?

I said, What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian.

So the Chinese chap says, Go on then, change color.

I said, No. I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian.

So then he says, Tell me a joke, make me raff.

I said, You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?

Just then his wok caught fire, so I said, Wok. Wok.

And he said, Who der?