A man takes is grandchild fishing, and has they get to the river side, he lights up a cigarette.

A man takes is grandchild fishing, and has they get to the river side, he lights up a cigarette.

"Can I have one?" asks the child. "Well... can you put your dick in your asshole?" "No" was the young one to reply. The grandfather then opened a beer. "Can I have one, or a pull at least?" "Well... Can you put your dick in your asshole?" "No" "Well then you can't have one."

After a few hours of fishing, the couple heads back home, and they stop at a convenience store on the way. The Grandpa buys them both a snack, and some lottery tickets. He strikes no luck on the ticket, but the young one wins ten thousand dollars. "You will have to share your winnings you know." "Well... Can you put your dick in your asshole?" "Of course I can" "Well, then, go fuck yourself!"