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School Jokes · 2026-11-05

A teacher tells her students they won't have to go to school on Monday...

A teacher tells her students they won't have to go to school on Monday...

If they can correctly name the person who said a quote...
Johnny really wants to guess right, so he sits up and gets ready...

Teacher:I have a dream

A Chinese exchange student sticks up her hand and says: Martin Luther King Jr.

Teacher: Correct, see you on Tuesday.

Chinese student: Oh I have to come to school; my parents would be furious.

Teacher: Alright, next quote: I think; therefore I am.

An Indian exchange student sticks up his hand and says: René Descartes.

Teacher: Good, see you Tuesday.

Indian student: I can't, me parents would kill me.

Johnny is furious, two questions wasted. In his anger he says loudly:
Fucking immigrants!

Teacher: Good! Who said that one?

All: Donald Trump!

Teacher: See you on Tuesday!

Source: Reddit.

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