Plane Problems

Plane Problems

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a heart attack
and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help
me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I
have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the
ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take
a deep breath, stay calm and everything will be fine!

Now give me your height and position.

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven"...