A man finds a magic lamp while walking.

A man finds a magic lamp while walking.

He rubs it and out pops a Genie.

Genie - *"You have three wishes but there's a catch. Whatever you wish for your wife gets double"*

Man - *"Okay great, for my first wish I want a 50 room mansion on a 100 acres of land"*

Genie - *"Granted, your wife gets a 100 room mansion on 200 acres"*

Man - *"For my second wish I wish for one Billion dollars"*

Genie - *"Granted, but remember, your wife gets two Billion"*

Man - *"That's perfect, for my last wish, take that stick over there and beat me half to death with it..."*