Law & Courtroom · 2026-11-07
Sole Survivor
Sole Survivor
A rescue team arrives at the site of a crashed airplane to find only a single survivor. The rather haggard-looking man is found while chewing on a bone, with a rather large pile of human bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked.
"You can't judge me for this," the man says defensively. "I did what I had to survive!"
The leader of the rescue team says, "But Jesus Christ, man... your plane only went down yesterday."
A rescue team arrives at the site of a crashed airplane to find only a single survivor. The rather haggard-looking man is found while chewing on a bone, with a rather large pile of human bones next to him. The rescuers are shocked.
"You can't judge me for this," the man says defensively. "I did what I had to survive!"
The leader of the rescue team says, "But Jesus Christ, man... your plane only went down yesterday."
Source: Reddit.