Family & Marriage · 2026-11-05
An elderly man lays on his death bed, accompanied by his loving wife.
An elderly man lays on his death bed, accompanied by his loving wife.
She asks him, 'What would you have me do with your body when you are gone?'
He responds, 'My dear, cremate me. And once I am ashes, make the most spicy bowl of chili you can and mix my ashes in with it. Then eat every last bit of the chili.'
'But my dear,' she asked, '..why chili?'
The man answered, with his last breath, 'So that, in the morning, I can tear that ass up on last time.'
She asks him, 'What would you have me do with your body when you are gone?'
He responds, 'My dear, cremate me. And once I am ashes, make the most spicy bowl of chili you can and mix my ashes in with it. Then eat every last bit of the chili.'
'But my dear,' she asked, '..why chili?'
The man answered, with his last breath, 'So that, in the morning, I can tear that ass up on last time.'
Source: Reddit.