Animal Jokes · 2026-11-04
My dog doesn't bite
My dog doesn't bite
A man walking down the street sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't". The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "That's not my dog", replied the other.
A man walking down the street sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't". The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "That's not my dog", replied the other.
Source: Reddit.