Two guys are running in the woods. One of them spots two grenades between some trees.

Two guys are running in the woods. One of them spots two grenades between some trees.

"Oh my! Grenades! What are we supposed to do now?"
"Let's bring 'em to the police. They will know what to do with them!"
Carefully they put them on a towel and tiptoe at snail speed.
After a few minutes, one of the guys says: "I don't know man. I'm scared! What if one of them explodes?"
"Not a problem at all. We'll tell the police we only found one grenade!"