God Created Eve

God Created Eve

God created Eve and she was perfect in every way she had two legs, two arms, and three boobs.
Despite this, Eve was lonely so God came to her with a deal.
God said he would make her a partner to keep her company in the garden of Eden, but it would cost her extra boob.
Eve agreed to God's deal and stood in the garden of Eden useless boob in hand, and so man was made.