This old man is walking along a trail when he sees a young boy crying...

This old man is walking along a trail when he sees a young boy crying...

The old man walks up to the boy, and says "What's wrong?"
 
The boy says "My mom just fell over this cliff!!"
 
"Oh my! Where's your dad?!" said the old man
 
"He fell over the cliff trying to rescue her! They're both dead!" The boy says as he drops to his knees, sobbing uncontrollably...
 
The old man unzips his pants and says "Oh boy, this really isn't your day...."