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General Jokes · 2026-11-05

Drug Metaphors

Drug Metaphors

Here's the great thing about raising a kid in a rough neighborhood. You don't have to have these little metaphors about why not to do things. If I don't want her to do drugs, I just go, 'Look, see? That's why -- 'cause Crackhead Phil lives in my hallway.'

Source: Reddit.

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