I went to a brothel hoping to have my first three-way...

I went to a brothel hoping to have my first three-way...

But I quickly realized I didn't bring with me nearly enough money. I sat down with the Madam and, after hours of haggling, arguing, yelling, and a little bit of luck, she let me have an hour with two hookers for the price of one!

It was quite the whore-deal.