School Jokes · 2026-11-05
Lil Johnny is sitting in biology class.
Lil Johnny is sitting in biology class.
The teacher says that an interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Suddenly, the little boy's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, "Lil Johnny" replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbour's Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went 'ffffffffff! fffffffffff! ffffffffff!' But before he could say, 'Fuck Off!', the dog ate him."
The teacher says that an interesting phenomenon in nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.
Suddenly, the little boy's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.
"Please explain, "Lil Johnny" replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss, just the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbour's Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went 'ffffffffff! fffffffffff! ffffffffff!' But before he could say, 'Fuck Off!', the dog ate him."
Source: Reddit.