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Wordplay & Puns · 2026-11-02

Customer Service.

Customer Service.

Customer Service.

George: “Dude different IKEA stores keep hanging up my calls”

Matt: “Yeah why is that? They usually answer all of my questions”

George: “Yeah usually for me as well.. That’s strange”

Matt: “You must be doing something weird, what do you call and ask for?”

George: “Nothing weird man, all I say is “Hi my name is George and I want _one night stand_”

Source: Reddit.

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