Little Johnny was sitting in class...

Little Johnny was sitting in class...

Little Johnny was sitting in class, when his teacher asked him what he did that past weekend.

"Well", Johnny answered, "I found a frog, shoved a firecracker up his ass, lit the thing, and 'boom'!"

"Johnny," the teacher responded, "it's Rectum"

"Wrecked 'em?", said Johnny. "Damn near killed 'em!"